ELEVENEVELE 11:11

Phuket is known for its beautiful beaches and crazy parties. And when you want to really party like the world is going to end you go to Patong Beach.  There is one main strip where the bars all converge into one giant party and you can find anything you want. If you want to find a guy on flaming stilts juggling three frozen flamingo dwarfs it is very possible this exists in Patong.  So naturally Ryan and I had to check it out.  Ryan reppin' the Leo So after turning down about 646 ping pong show offers (if you don't know please don't ask), we met up with Alison and some other friends for a night of debauched out good old fashioned fun. Not sure We met at the Tiger bar which is way cooler than it sounds. We were sat at one of the many individual bars which is hard to explain but a very cool concept. Girls dance on the bar in front of you (real ones) and it's all Thai crazy fun. We got a couple buckets deep and wanted to see something differ...

In a perfect world, many occurrences would transpire. Booze would flow from the rivers and into the streets for general consumption. No single human being would lie, cheat, steal or kill. If one so chose, he could get paid to talk to women and be social with whomever seemed willing. Of course this utopia is only a fairy-tale, which up until Koh Phi Phi existed only in my mind. As I slowly recovered from the fiery activities from the previous night I found an easy bar on the beach to lick my wounds and self medicate as much as my now sunfried brain would allow. Pretty sure I fell asleep on that bar Pretty cool English, on the way out And then I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Before I continue, those that know me know I have a slight “girl problem.” In saying that, I mean I fall harder than Keith Richards hit his father’s remains. I do not have permission to use her name but I told her she would appear on the blog. No words I can muster can de...

You think you know Thailand by now, you start to meet the locals and begin to communicate poorly enough to stop getting ripped off. You think that you are getting a handle on the culture and the way things are run and then something like Koh Phi Phi comes along and smacks you right in the face, and the arm, and the leg. Let's go to Phi Phi island We got to the ferry station fighting a pretty standard hangover and see our boat. Two to phi phi please? Return ticket, I don’t want to get stuck there like so many lost souls before us have. As we board we find a seat next to some gorgeous girls who just happen to be from Canada. (We really do have some of the hottest girls on the planet). Setting off gunpowder right beside The boats out here are luxury, depending on how you want to travel. If you want to longtail that is fine too but I would rather not spend my time crossing the ocean doubled over and clutching the rail like I’m about to lose Clooney in Gravity ...